Lyrics for the host songs

Lyrics for the host songs
Lyrics for the host songs
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HELLO ARTSIE

 

Hello Artsie

Well hello Artsie

It’s so great to celebrate us every year

 

You’re 10 years old Artsie

Now we’re sold Artsie

And we’re overjoyed you filled the void

Since Phoebe’s gone

 

We’ll hear some flowery speeches

And some piercing screeches

From those young theatric types right down your row

so

Glad you’re here Artsie

Now that you’re 10 this year Artsie

We’re gonna cheer for all of us today (right here)

 

Hello Artsie

Well hello Artsie

It’s so great to celebrate us every year

 

You’re 10 years old Artsie

Now we’re sold Artsie

And we’re overjoyed you filled the void

Since Phoebe’s gone

 

We’re all celebrating

no one here’s hating

and those nominees, their knees are shaking strong

so

That day’s here Artsie

We’ll see who wins this year Artsie

Let’s drink a toast to ALL OF US today (right here).

 

I didn’t win for that best Artsie last year

I went thru a very bad phase

But now that I’m up for the best Artsie this year…

I hope those critics took the time

to RE-appraise

 

Hello Artsie

Well hello Artsie

 

Glad to see you Art

Let’s start the show right now

 

You’re looking great Artsie

Lose some weight? (improv as in the show)

I think you did Artsie

Looking glamorous, kicking up a fuss

At our theatre prom

 

We’re here anticipatin

and Tired o’ waitin’

t’see who they chose to win or not this year

so

Glad you’re here Artsie

Glad you come each year Artsie

So Thrilled that it’s you’re 10th birthday today (right here).

 

Well well hello Artsie

Well hello Artsie

It’s so great to celebrate us every year

You’re 10 years old – Artsie!

Now we’re sold – Artsie!

and we’re overjoyed you filled the void since Phoebe’s gone

 

All nominees stand now

All sway with our band now

If you win or not we recognize you all

So

Glad we’re here Artsie

Glad we’re back every year Artsie

 

We celebrate your 10th birthday today!

 

 

EVERYTHING’S COMING UP ARTSIES

 

I had a dream

A dream about ME Artsie

It involved you too Artsie

I’m long overdue

Oh Artsie

 

I was swell

I was great

This year I’m gonna win – it’s my fate

 

Because I was the best

Sweetie

Everything’s coming up Atsie

 

Gotta pick out a dress

Oh geez look at my hair, it’s a mess

Gotta lose 20 pounds

This year everything’s coming up Artsie

 

Now it’s my turn

I can feel that it’s here

Oh how I yearn

We all know that this should be MY year

 

No one’s better than me

It’s like that part was written for me

If I don’t win tonight

Those critics I will fight

Like I said, I’m so long overdue

 

Richmond everything’s coming up Artsie

Please let this be true

 

Worked straight 10 years

I’m top dog it’s so clear

Each time I bow

Huge cheers ’cause I’ve got the know how

 

Now I’m here it’s tonight

And it feels like my Spanx are too tight.

When they call out my name

I’ll be glad that I came

 

Richmond…..

Those other nominees will just think BOO!”

 

everything’s coming up

OH GOD THAT SHOW WAS GREAT

 

everything’s coming up

 

THAT SHOW IT WAS THE WORST

 

everything’s coming up

 

I AM SO GLAD HE WON

 

everything’s coming up

 

I AM SO PISSED HE WON

 

everything’s coming up

 

LORD SHE WINS EVERY YEAR

 

everything’s coming up

 

BEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR

 

everything’s coming up

 

GOD THAT’S AN UGLY DRESS

 

everything’s coming up

 

HE LOOKS GOOD IN A TUX

 

everything’s coming up

 

BEST ARTSIES THAT I’VE SEEN

 

EVERYTHING’S COMING UP ARTSIE RIGHT NOW IN ACT TWO!!!

 

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